Valentine Funny Messages



Valentine Funny Messages are for the would be lovers who know that many a true word is spoken in jest. This really helps when you have no idea of the response that you may receive and can help recover from a possible disaster. We hope that they are helpful for you and they are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.










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Love so steady, love so fine
Be my Valentine and I'll be thine.
If we love each other, rain or shine
We'll be rockin' hand in hand
At a hundred and ninety-nine.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

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At first you were just a gleam in my eye,
Just a squiggly feeling when you would walk by.
Because you look like such a treat,
You've made mush of my brain, made me weak in the feet.

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I wrote your name in the sand but it got washed away,
I wrote your name in the sky but it got blown away,
I wrote your name in my heart where it will stay forever.
Happy Valentines Day!

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Love can be expressed in many ways.
One way I know is to send it across the distance
to the person who is reading this.
Happy Valentines Day Friend.

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Valentine Text Message

Do you take me to be your lawful text mate,
to have & to hold in rich quotes & horny jokes,
in text matrimony & in poor signal,
til low battery & no reception do us part?

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.

No response then you can carry on with

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Having said that-we think it will be a no-hoper!

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Valentine Funny Messages

My love is like a cabbage
Divided into two,
The leaves I give to others,
The heart I give to you.

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Some girls do not need flowers from their man,
Some girls complain that chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!

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Take me somewhere nice tonight
We'll have a cosy chat,
Any place that doesn't ask,
"Do you want any fries with that?"

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I am your mystery valentine,
Your secret admirer.
I'm rich, good-looking, sexy,
And a compulsive liar

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Up the ladder
One, two, three,
If you fall
Fall for me

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