Happy Birthday Messages

Happy Birthday Messages, the very place to find our collection of sayings and phrases to be used to wish all the best to a friend or family member who is celebrating a birthday. These are free to use non commercially











How many F's in "present"? That's right, there's no F'in present

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Forget the past, you can't change it. Forget the present, I didn't get you one
Because the reason we say Many happy returns is because of the need to exchange gifts for something that's actually wanted.
See how thoughtful I can be. Enjoy

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Sorry I can't be with you on your birthday. I will have a big slice of cake in your honor.

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Still looking hot - must be all the candles.

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On your birthday, why not loosen up. Put some music on. Get your body moving and dance the night away
I'll keep an ambulance on stand-by

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May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

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