Funny Valentine Poems



Funny Valentine Poems that will bring a smile to the face of the one you care for and want to be your valentine. Laughter is the best way to break down a refusal and ease the embarassment if things don't go according to plan. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.










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Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime,
and never let go till we're gone.
Titanic
Please don't sink me!

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive
her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith
Crazy yet??

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I love your arms and your laugh aloud charms
I love your wits and all your wobbly bits
I love your lungs and your talking tongue
Yeah I love you inside out

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Infatuation Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Ooooh Give us a kiss!

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It's so easy to be infatuated with someone but hard
to find that someone who will catch you.

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If we were all like angels, the world would be a
heavenly place.Please make my world heaven!

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Funny Valentine Poems

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If you like it,I do,
If you feel it, I want to
I can't help but move to it.
That's what happens to me whenever I'm anywhere near you
I can't help it.
Words adapted from Elvis Presley

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A: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Sure, they're very scent-imental!

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Somewhere someone is thinking of you.
Someone is calling you an angel.
This person is using celestial colors to paint your image.
Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can
only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of the way your
breath escapes your lips when you are touched. How your eyes
close and your jaw tightens with concentration as you give
pleasure a home.
I'm on my way!

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This Valentine's Day
let's not spend a fortune
on gifts for each other...
But I know how you hate to be told what to do!

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You may not be her first, her last, or her only.
She loved before she may love again.
But if she loves you now, what else matters?

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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome K. Jerome

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I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

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Happy Valentine's Day
...and now I'm going to say something
that will make you feel ecstatic...
You have a chocolate deficiency.

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