Funny Birthday Poems



Funny Birthday Poems are always welcomed by a smile, camaraderie and a lift of the spirits. So please laugh heartily and enjoy these below. They are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.










Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone

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Can't remember how old you are -
I'm no good with big numbers.

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Take life with a pinch of salt
A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime
Do nothing at all
But take your time

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You may complain you're getting older
But the alternative is worse
Eating birthday cake is much preferred
To riding in a hearse

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A Diplomat is a person who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age. You're (48) today
so clearly a diplomat I'm not.
Happy Birthday

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Like a fine wine, you improve each year.

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

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Just heard how old you are.
I'm so, so sorry.

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Happy Birthday from your much younger friend.

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Hope you enjoy your sixties. My granddad was always
saying how great the sixties were!

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In your fifties time becomes precious and must not
be wasted - every minute is an excellent opportunity
for a good nap.

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Funny Birthday Poems