Funny Birthday Messages
Funny Birthday Messages is the very place for you to find these humorous one liners and sayings about getting old, getting no present, body decaying slowly and other insults to a close friend celebrating the anniversary of their birth
Everyone knows we're the same age. I'm saying we're (29) -
please don't blow it for both of us!
The secret of eternal youth is to lie about your age.
With Age Comes Wisdom.
(You're One Of The Wisest People I Know!)
As it's your birthday, you can be as
loud, grumpy, argumentative, stubborn and moody as you like
In fact, no different to any other day
You think you're old?
It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln said that
I heard him
Happy Birthday young 'un
I don't know how I keep remembering your birthday when you never look any older
(and I never stop with the false flattery)
Have a good 'un, buddy
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