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Funny 50th Birthday Quotes



Funny 50th Birthday Quotes is the place for our collection of humorous sayings and messages about the big Five-0 birthday which you are free to use in a birthday card or a speech, toast or roast or in a text message












Fifty and wise or eighteen and foolish? If only there was a choice

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Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday.

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There are numerous advantages to being fifty – ask any eighty year old!

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Love your 50's, because you know what comes next? Your 60's!

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Five-0, Five-0
It's over the hill you go.

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In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us

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Now that you’re an oldie you will receive the same amount of respect that you showed oldies when you were young
None.

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