Funny 40th Birthday Poems



For Funny 40th Birthday Poems you have come to the right place. "Congratulations" as your new life begins now. So lets start with a laugh and maybe a "Guffaw". These are free for your perusal










The best years of a woman's life are the ten years
between 39 and 40.

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Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schulz
So hold on to your hat and lets get off to a flying start

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're
the statue. Today is definitely a pigeon day
Happy Birthday

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Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.

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Men are just like chocolates
Us girls know that is true
Found in bars they don't last long
Enough to satisfy you
And on that thought
Happy Birthday

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Thirty-five is a very attractive age; London society
is full of women who have of their own free choice
remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde

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Now you've turned forty,
I should be able to change you,
like a banknote,
for two twenties
Oooops! Did I say that out loud! Happy Birthday Darling!

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Happy Birthday to someone who is forever young

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Funny 40th Birthday Poems