Free Funny Birthday Messages

For some more Free Funny Birthday Messages you have arrived at the right webpage. Enjoy! Laughter makes the world go round and that is just what we are doing - on this planet whizzing around the sun. So! These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose and have a wonderful birthday!

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Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts shot up it’s bum
and turned it’s wool to nylon

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the
stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

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