Cute Birthday Sayings
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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Times are hard,
Here's you friggin birthday card.
Your birthday is no day to be worrying that you started out with nothing, and still have most of it.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have more live longer.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older it will avoid you.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.
Ironic isn't it to be getting those odds now?
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