Cute Birthday Sayings

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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Money's tight,
Times are hard,
Here's you friggin birthday card.

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Your birthday is no day to be worrying that you started out with nothing, and still have most of it.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have more live longer.

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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older it will avoid you.

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Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.
Ironic isn't it to be getting those odds now?

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