Birthday Card Sayings



Birthday Card Sayings is the page that brings you messages suitable for including in a card to a family member or friend who is celebrating a birthday. These are free for you to use for non commercial purposes












When you get lost in thought is it unfamiliar territory?

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How did you manage to get over the hill without getting to the top?

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Your clear conscience is actually the sign of your bad memory

Are you finding it hard to be nostalgic now that you can't remember anything?

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One good thing about Alzheimers is you get to meet new people everyday.

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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

Birthday Card Sayings

Fifty .. the ultimate F-word.

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Life is hard. Then you're not here.

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing

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When you look in the mirror is there an old person staring back at you?

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Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

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You're still in shape. Round's a shape. I expect nowadays you get enough exercise just pushing your luck and jumping to conclusions.

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On your birthday think on...any day above ground is a good one. Have a Good One

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Don't let anyone say you're a complete idiot. I know some parts are missing.

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It's not the pace of life that should bother you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

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Forget health food. You now need all the preservatives you can get.

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Does the rocking chair now feel like a roller coaster used to?

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You haven't lost your mind. It's bound to be backed up on disk somewhere.

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I can see clearly now, the brain is gone.

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You used to say you'd live forever--so far so good

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You probably only remember important things, whatever they were.

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Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.

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You started out with nothing and you still have most of it left.

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