Birthday Card Sayings
Birthday Card Sayings is the page that brings you messages suitable for including in a card to a family member or friend who is celebrating a birthday. These are free for you to use for non commercial purposes
When you get lost in thought is it unfamiliar territory? **
How did you manage to get over the hill without getting to the top? ** Your clear conscience is actually the sign of your bad memory
Are you finding it hard to be nostalgic now that you can't remember anything? ** One good thing about Alzheimers is you get to meet new people everyday. ** It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. Birthday Card Sayings
Fifty .. the ultimate F-word. ** Life is hard. Then you're not here. ** You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing ** When you look in the mirror is there an old person staring back at you? ** Ever stop to think and forget to start again? ** You're still in shape. Round's a shape. I expect nowadays you get enough exercise just pushing your luck and jumping to conclusions. ** On your birthday think on...any day above ground is a good one. Have a Good One ** Don't let anyone say you're a complete idiot. I know some parts are missing. ** It's not the pace of life that should bother you; it's the sudden stop at the end. ** Forget health food. You now need all the preservatives you can get. **
Does the rocking chair now feel like a roller coaster used to? ** You haven't lost your mind. It's bound to be backed up on disk somewhere.
** I can see clearly now, the brain is gone. ** You used to say you'd live forever--so far so good ** You probably only remember important things, whatever they were. ** Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon. ** You started out with nothing and you still have most of it left.
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