60th Birthday One Liners
60th Birthday One Liners is the place for short sayings, messages, phrases about getting old which are perfect to send to a friend or family member congratulating them on reaching the grand old age of sixty
You are the oldest you have ever been, but you are the youngest you will ever be again.
Of late you appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Are only your age.
You have the body of a god
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids!
You get enough exercise just pushing your luck.
Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just seems like longer!
You used to get lost in the shuffle; now you just shuffle along with the lost.
On your birthday think of these wise words of Moe, from the Simpsons
Call this an unfair generalization if you must,
but old people are no good at everything.
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