30th Birthday Quotes



30th Birthday quotes for that milestone from youth upwards and onwards, these are funny, cute, cheeky but let us assure you. You will need cheering up and these will do the trick so Many Happy Returns for the recipient! These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose










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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H. Glasgow
Sympathy at losing your twenties but the roaring thirties
will be GREAT!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
and anyway, I'm cheaper than therapy!

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A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed,
on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks,
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
I don't care what you think. I just came from having
a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy,
but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 42-year
old arse?"
"Your name never came up,' she replied

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Don't let anyone say you're a complete idiot.
I know some parts are missing.

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When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens:
you see yourself acting like you parents.
Blair Sabol

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"To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly,
cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age."
Thomas Bailey Aldrich

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"I wish you happiness and joy in life and many more
birthdays to bring you delight."

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I have a special place in my heart just for people
who are too wonderful to forget.
You're one of them.
Happy Birthday!

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As today is your birthday
You can act in a grumpy way
Be moody, stubborn and awkward
Just like any other day

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30th Birthday Quotes